Quote Originally Posted by Red Square
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By Professor Palimpsest


Olé! We will sneak,
'Cross the border tonight.
There's no wall to be scaled,
And your laws aren't worth heeding.

We will need no green cards,
Nor a license to drive.
All hail Vicente Fox!
We're here and not leaving.

Your family needs an au pair!
And some help with lawn care!
So why put up a fight,
When good help is so rare?

Celebrate as our tri-colored banner is raised
Over our new colonies
In the land of the dazed.