Thread: Star-Spangled Bandido

Originally Posted by Red Square

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By Professor Palimpsest


Olé! We will sneak,
'Cross the border tonight.
There's no wall to be scaled,
And your laws aren't worth heeding.

We will need no green cards,
Nor a license to drive.
All hail Vicente Fox!
We're here and not leaving.

Your family needs an au pair!
And some help with lawn care!
So why put up a fight,
When good help is so rare?

Celebrate as our tri-colored banner is raised
Over our new colonies
In the land of the dazed.

In many ways I guess they do look on the USA as a colony. In 20 years the entire south-west will be illegals.

Jose can you see?

Jose can you see?
By the Home Depot site
Oh how loudly you wailed
at the USA's new screenings.


Your big thugs and drug mules
ruled the periolous night
o'er the Wal*Marts they watched
were so typically stealing.


And the gringos don't care!
They won't give you welfare!
The *POOF* in the night
your flag wasn't there


Oh say does that Mexican yet wave
O'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave??


The answer NO IT DOESN'T!!!