Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Top Ten Surprises In President Barack Obama's Message To Students

10.Advised struggling students to, "Give up and play video games all day"

9.Midway through the address he lit up a smoke

8.Spent most of speech yakking about new season of "Gossip Girl"

7.Urged kids to put their allowance on Packers this weekend

6.Boosted approval rating by promising every kid a kitty

5.Kept shouting, "Swine flu! Run!"

4.Told kids to listen to their parents, "Except for the 8 of you stuck with Jon and Kate"

3.Concluded remarks by saying, "Have fun being unemployed when you graduate!"

2.Tip for success? Cheat off Asian kids

1.Asked students to, "Work hard and study, or you'll end up like President Bush"

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/