Dear Senator Bill Nelson,

There are two groups of People. One group is subject to the rule of law.
I am in this group. Government demands that I pay taxes or go to prison.

Please advise me as to how I can be transferred to the group that is not required to pay taxes. Lucrative positions as Treasurer Secretary and Chairperson on the House Ways and Means Committee are available to this group.

Please reply before April 15.

Sincerely,