WHAT ABOUT BAILING OUT THE AMERICAN WORKER

By Dr. Laurie Roth
January 30, 2009
NewsWithViews.com

There isn’t enough medication and laughing gas!!! What does our Government think it is doing? Are they trying to be put in a straight jacket and drool in the corner of a light pink room? Do they think we are in the other corner of the light pink room, staring cross-eyed back at them?

Nearly another 900 billion has been approved by congress for ‘emergency’ bailouts. This is money us tax payers will be forced to pay, but of course, I should have that teamwork attitude and help save the nation. We might die without this money and these emergency priorities. Right?

Lets look at some of these desperately important life savers stuck into the bail out bill. Film and Television Productions (of course that’s the first thing you think of when your raft is sinking at sea with sharks circling, what movie is airing Friday night); Wooden Arrows designed for use by the kiddies (With Terrorists threatening and attacking, all kids should have loaded wood and arrow sets) Let’s not forget the Exxon Valdez, there are pages of earmarks for litigants in the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill; We have to spend big bucks on Virgin Island Puerto Rican Rum; (Foreign rum is the first thing you need when losing your job and home) Then there is money for Auto Racing Tracks and Wool Research…..on and on the insanity goes!

May I contribute Mr. President? How about 2 billion for cuticle research. I want 6 billion to research shavers that don’t leave leg stubble within 24 hours; 10 billion to research and stop once and for all hair that grows on women’s chins; That is definitely a national emergency. Men don’t tend to like bearded ladies. Other funded studies should include, Dog Hair and its relationship to mental illness and the effects of moles on personality.

Oh it gets better as we tackle this hideous emergency that only Government can deal with.

Just this week a top Republican congressional aide talked about the over $800 billion economic stimulus measure could steer Government money to illegal aliens. So far the Democratic sponsored bill makes illegal aliens eligible for tax credits of $500 per worker and $1,000 per couple. Isn’t that precious? Of course millions here working illegally and breaking our laws should have us all pitch in billions to pay them for the privilege.

Where are the earmarks and billions to pay for and fix all the carbon emissions trauma we cause just by being alive, driving trucks and shining the wrong light bulbs? There has to be at least 20 billion for that part of our melt down.

Seriously, when you look at the humongous umbrella packages and pay outs to the “talentedâ€