Thread: The best analogy ever

I'm sure this has been listed here previously, but I recommend all of us and everyone we know send this to our elected officials to show how STUPID!! they are with regard to illegal immigration. I have even sent this to George Walker Busche (666) in hopes he might find someone to read it to him.

Let's say I break into your house

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials
in ages!!! It explains things better than all
the baloney you hear on TV.

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that Congress
is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that
the US might protect its own
borders, might make it harder
to sneak into this country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand
the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover
me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all
the beds and washed the
dishes and did the laundry
and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't
like to do. I'm hard-working
and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because
he is also hard-working and honest, except for that
breaking in part).


If you try to call the police or force me out,
I will call my friends who will picket your
house carrying signs that proclaim my
RIGHT to be there.


It's only fair, after all, because you have
a nicer house than I do, and I'm just
trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working
and honest, person, except for well,
you know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!


I live in your house, contributing only a
fraction of the cost of my keep, and
there is nothing you can do about it
without being accused of cold,

uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and
bigoted behavior.


Oh yeah,I DEMAND that you to learn
MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can
communicate with me.


Why can't people see how ridiculous
this is?! Only in America .
if you agree, pass it on (in English).
Share it if you see the value of it.

If not blow it off.........
along with your future Social Security
funds, and a lot of other things.

Good analogy. I must say, however, that I am offended by the attempt to associate the number 666, the "number of the Beast" about which we are warned in Johns Revelation at Patmos, with this President. To my mind, such gratuitous political commentary diminishes the very serious nature of the actual number and associated mark. It's not bad enough that we have to suffer through all the Catholicized "mark of the Devil" nonsense manifested in stupid Hollywood fare like The Omen and with the gross misconceptions that such urban legends foster, but now we have the images of true evil like Hitler and his Nazis and the 666 applied to politicians we don't like. It's shameful hyperbole, and it does little to move the debate forward. Bush isn't the Beast, Hillary isn't the Beast. Heck, the Pope isn't even the Beast. Neither are Conservatives Nazis or (most) Liberals Communists. These terms lose their meaning when they are overused.