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10-29-2007, 05:59 PM #1
Don't step on the "Duck" (LMAO)
Hope you enjoy this little story...it really made me laugh out loud!
Good way to start out a HARD WEEK AHEAD, fighting another amnestyENJOY!!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"Please support ALIPAC's fight to save American Jobs & Lives from illegal immigration by joining our free Activists E-Mail Alerts (CLICK HERE)
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10-29-2007, 06:02 PM #2
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Thanks SoSad, I needed that after the Monday I hadImmigration reform should reflect a commitment to enforcement, not reward those who blatantly break the rules. - Rep Dan Boren D-Ok
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10-29-2007, 06:06 PM #3
Too funny!
Thanks for the break!
We are NOT a nation of immigrants!
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10-29-2007, 06:14 PM #4
Love it! Good moral lesson to be learned here...
PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH. PRESS 2 FOR DEPORTATION.
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10-29-2007, 06:19 PM #5
Toooo funny!!! Thanks for sharing.
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10-29-2007, 06:50 PM #6
lol, I will have to let my wife read this when she gets home..
"We are not for any type or form of "AMNESTY"..We are a equal oppurtunity deporter. We will not discriminate against you due to your race/age/religion .. "
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10-29-2007, 08:37 PM #7Calderon was absolutely right when he said...."Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico".
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10-30-2007, 06:13 PM #8
Thanks all, glad you enjoyed it!!
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10-30-2007, 10:57 PM #9
RFLMAO!!!
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