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06-04-2006, 11:07 PM #1
Globalization Irony (for fun!!)
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, Brave, Hated, and Scorned. When his cause succeeds however,the timid join him, For then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Join our efforts to Secure America's Borders and End Illegal Immigration by Joining ALIPAC's E-Mail Alerts network (CLICK HERE)
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06-05-2006, 01:46 AM #2
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Mother Teressa was indignant that princess Di had a bigger halo than hers untill St. Peter explained to her that it was a steering wheel.
Sorry.
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06-05-2006, 03:58 AM #3
Oohhhhh!!That's so funny!!!LOL
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06-05-2006, 12:17 PM #4
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06-05-2006, 03:45 PM #5
John are you shocked or just playing along?
I just had to lighten the mood for a bit, we all have seemed tense lately.
Personally I think it was really sad about her dying. She seemed to have so much to offer the world. I think it may have been a somewhat planned thing."In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, Brave, Hated, and Scorned. When his cause succeeds however,the timid join him, For then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Join our efforts to Secure America's Borders and End Illegal Immigration by Joining ALIPAC's E-Mail Alerts network (CLICK HERE)
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