Okay, this would be the funniest fund raiser: If you have kids (or nephews/nieces), you are familiar with the trading card crazes "the yu-gi-oh's, Magic The Gathering, etc).
Someone here MUST be an artist talented enough to come up with the artwork for, and someone else the game rules for the "Illegal Aliens Trading Card Game!"
It would be a riot!
Aliens of different abilities and levels, strategies for getting across the border, awards for meeting certain s 2611 requirements, tokens for turning in MS-13 members.....PLEASE! I KNOW it would be a HIT! It has to be labeled "for mature audience only" though (not for kids).