> George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
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> Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
>using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be

>11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
> Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
>illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
>ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he

>must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
>there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
>citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
>taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
>immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
>trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
>them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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