Hispanically Speaking, Bush's English Ain't So Hot. So Watt?


The president's recent call for immigrants to learn English is a good thing.

It is also somewhat amusing..... because one can only pray to God that impressionable illegal aliens do NOT use our president as a model for English
articulation.

Actually, even though George Bush is perhaps the worstest* communicator in
our history, he is, in fact, trilingual and proficient in:

Mexican

Spanish, and

Texan. Otherwise known as pigeon English with a drawl.

Ultimately, Mr. Bush's Spanish-Mexican language skills may
benefit him if, God forbid, his immigration ideas become law.

How so? Because if the nation is BUSHwacked on this issue again,
illegal aliens from Mexico will soon outnumber US citizens.... on the
American side on the border.

At that happy day, at least GW will be able to remind the
millions of squatters he is so fond of that they are a decent,
good-hearted, hard-working majority.

In Spanish-Mexican----or depending on the education level
of his audience, Mexican-Spanish!


America will thus die, Hispanically Speaking.




*From the Dubya dictionary of contemporary Texas language arts