Thread: How Do You Say Hezbollah in Spanish?

Authored by JOHN W LILLPOP



President Bush has announced that MORE coalition(US) troops will be sent to Baghdad to deal with the insurgency. Seems as though violence is threatening the very existence of the fragile government of Iraq.

At the same time, the United Nations and world leaders are considering the use of a peace- keeping force to quell violence in the never-ending war in the Middle East.

Clearly, there is an urgent need for able-bodied young people to serve the interests of peace around the globe. But where can otherwise unoccupied young folk be found to serve?

Turns out, the answer can be found in the world's most prosperous nation.

Indeed, America is home to upwards of 20 million illegal aliens with no legal or moral basis for being here.

Illegal aliens who drain the American economy of $100 billion each year, and who threaten to destroy American culture and language by dragging our nation into a third-world abyss akin to Mexico.

Why not use illegal aliens in America to meet the need for peace-keeping forces in the Middle East?

To wit, herewith a simple solution:

Round up 550,000 illegal aliens and swear them in as non-citizen conscripts of the US infantry. Once enough illegals are trained and deployed to the middle east, bring 100,000 troops home to secure the US-Mexico border.

After 18 consecutive months of honorable service in the middle east, illegal aliens would be flown directly to Mexico City (no stops in US) with fully-executed deportation documents in hand. They would not be eligible to apply for re-entry, for whatever purpose, into the US for fifteen years from the date of separation at the Mexico City airport.

This pragmatic, yet humane, proposal will provide illegals with jobs, food, housing and medical care, until separation.

At the same time, the US will help bring peace to the middle east while securing our own southern border.

A win-win, if you will.

An added benefit will accrue once this cold, hard truth spreads throughout Mexico:

Breaking into America can cause one to be shipped to a hell -hole 8,000 miles from Tijuana, where Spanish is not spoken, where there are no ACLU lawyers or dimwit liberals to make idiotic arguments on an invader's behalf, and where an infantryman, legal or illegal, stands a good chance of being shot!

Do you suppose that message might discourage a few would-be invaders?

What about illegals unfit for military duty?

Well, labor will be needed to erect that 2,000 mile fence at the border............ how sweet it would be to use illegal immigrants as laborers to build a fence to keep their kind out!

Oh, that would be so nice wouldn't it. We can dream!!!!!