Thread: I can't be deported because...

I am trying to get a comprehensive list together of the reasons why someone shouldn't be deported. Please help me out.

I can't be deported because..

I am sick, my father, mother or child is sick.
It would split up my family (because they are staying here)
I have a child born in the US
I have been here for a long time (you didn't catch me at the border)
I am a victim of a crime (in the US)
I am a witness to a crime (in the US)
I have been abused (in the US)
I fear for my life in my country
I gave you information about drug trafficing
I gave you information about human smuggling
I am being discriminated against (the majority of illegal aliens are caucasion)
My status has changed (I married an American)
political asylum
refugee status
Other than coming here illegally, working here illegally, driving wo a license, car insurance or registration, committing perjury on the I-9, document fraud, aiding business tax evasion and lying to a police officer, I am a law abiding citizen and I have not committed a violent crime.

Just looking at this list, it would appear to me that it would cover just about every illegal alien here. Please add to this list so that I can use it for reference. Any other comments would be welcome. Thank you

The Democrats are going to grant amnesty to 26 million illegal aliens so they can shore up they're voter base! Please don't forget to look here!
http://www.alipac.us/ftopict-249184.html

That's why I can't be deported!

aaahhhh very good, you got me there.

"I can't be deported because.."

Because too many pantie waisted, woosy, traitorous, treasonous, pandering, greedy, unpatriotic, sleazy, racist, criminal, lowest scum slime of the earth, sewer sludge. In local, county, state, and of course the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT are not doing their sworn duty. Their NOT doing their damn job.
And thats the one and ONLY reason!

"I can't be deported because I don't want to be."

I can't be deported because I am a human.

I can't be deported because your crooked corporate government doesn't want me to be.

I can't be deported because, I am "Brown".

or.....

I can't be deported because, "I will work for slave wages"

You forgot the most recent excuse.
I can't be deported because I am am related to basrack obama!

To add to list:

I cannot be deported because:

1. I would not be able to vote Democrat
2. I would not be able to vote Republican
3. It would violate the provisions of NAFTA, CAFTA, SHAFTA, or some other "free trade agreement".
4. My country of origin will not take me back
5. It might indicate the world is really round, not flat, and undermine the philosophy of Thomas L. Friedman and the OneWorld/Globalist agenda.