Thread: I can't be deported because...

I've been on foodstamps so long, I can't be airlifted over the fence!

Great, there were actually a couple I did forget. thank you.

I would appreciate any more suggestions. I would like to present this list and show that the reasons that have allowed to keep illegals in our country cover almost every illegal alien. thats the point.

I can't be deported, because if I go home I'll have to follow the laws of my own country and then I can't steal, rape, and kill Americans!

"THE END"

I can't be deported because:

I was brought here against my will by my parents and I will be denied a secondary education if I am deported.

I don't know any other country.

ooh just found another one,

I cant be deported because I am gay. just saw it on free republic

because Jesus was an illegal.
because there should be no borders.
because borders are racist.
because immigration laws are racist.
because you're a racist and/or bigot.
And of course there are at least 100 more reasons that use the word racist or bigot.

I can't be deported because I feel like an American . . .. .

Hey Steve

Originally Posted by WhatMattersMost

I can't be deported because I feel like an American . . .. .

Hey Steve

"I can't be deported because my welfare check don't come till next week!"

Glad you made it back safe and sound Matters!

"I can't be deported cause the Condom broke!"

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