This is a true story and not just a joke. The Canadian's mother is my cousin's x-mother-in-law.

I'm a bad story teller so I'm going to set the scene up for you.

I knew this Canadian Illegal. He was in the states because his mother brought him here. She was also Canadian but she kept marrying citizens to stay. I think she is on her 5th husband. The oldest son, was about 20 and divorced so he lost legal status but stayed in the states.

On with the Canadian's story. Long ago, INS drove pale green vans, when they were out checking job sites. The Canadian was at work oneday and an INS van pulled up near the jobsite. Every body dropped their tools and started running. The Canadian and a Mexican jumped into a manhole. The Mexican was wondering about this crazy white boy hiding with him. I'm sure he was wondering, if he was going to snitch him out. So the Mexican asked the Canadian "what are you running for"? The Canadian told him, "I don't want to be deported, I'm Canadian".


Dixie