Joe Biden Finally Has an Excuse for All the Stupid Things He Says


We’ve all seen the images in the media: Joe Biden: glad-handing, joking, smiling, and generally looking like the stereotype of the disreputable used car salesman. It’s ludicrous. (Please note, this video contains NSFW elements.)




So, I’m sure that Democrats are relieved that they can now blame Joe Biden’s behavior on legalized marijuana in Washington, D.C.
That’s right. Washington, D.C. has now joined the ranks of those legally able to eat, smoke, and walk around looking as stoned out of their gourds as a Cheech and Chong character. Which means Biden should feel comfortable because his behavior would have gotten a non-liberal crucified.
He can say stupid things, racist things, and things that make Archie Bunker seem sane, rational, and tolerant and blame it on legalized marijuana! He can finally come out of the closet about what his behavior indicates may already have been happening.
The mainstream media tries to avoid showing Biden’s gaffs because, let’s face it, they are huge, common, and would show the real thinking behind so much liberal logic. The lack of coverage also shows the mainstream media’s rampant bias. Anyone remember them making a huge deal about Dan Quayle’s spelling of potato. (Really?!? You criticized Dan Quayle for spelling potato with an “e?” You probably would have misspelled it, too, if you didn’t have spell check on your computer!)
But, now, liberals can take solace in knowing that Joe Biden won’t make them look like baffoons anymore! They can blame it on the weed!
On a serious note, now that Republicans have taken over Congress and have their biggest majority in the Senate since World War II, maybe they’ll actually send legislation that Americans want to the President’s desk. Simple legislation like: getting the government out of the business of regulating business or out of the business of being the nanny state.
I know that is a shocking idea to liberals, but, facts are facts. Government is terrible at regulating business because it kills businesses or ends up in bed with them. And government is terrible at taking care of people in need because it’s slow, inefficient, too often becomes corrupted and adds a ridiculous amount of overhead which takes away from the amount of money that can actually help those in need (that’s the real lesson from Katrina. Government is terrible at this kind of work, not Republicans. Do you think Obama would have handled Katrina better? Have you read about Benghazi?).


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