Thread: Joke of the Morning "Oil Crisis"

Good Morning everyone.

I FIGURED WE ALL COULD USE A LAUGH.


Garfield on the oil crisis




A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington, DC!!!

Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.

Love it.......and so true.

MK...I am smiling...finally!

Good one MK! I find it funny how when the warm weather comes around, we always seem to have a crisis. Greedy bastards.

Drill more, Drive more, Eat more, Breed more. MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

http://www.peakoil.com/sample/index.html

Why do you think I'm here? Mexico's Cantrell field has peaked and Mexico will no longer be a net exporter of oil within 3-5 years. 60% of Mexico's government budget comes from that oil revenue to feed lots of the people in Mexico. If things continue like are are Mexico will be HELL ON EARTH within five years. The US will not be getting oil from Mexico but we sure will be getting millions of hungry refuges...

BTTT

Originally Posted by sippy

Good one MK! I find it funny how when the warm weather comes around, we always seem to have a crisis. Greedy bastards.

Light sweet oil peaked two years ago. The heavy sour stuff is hard on the equipment at the refineries that can't handle it effectively. This means less output. We are currently being restraint by the supply of light sweet.

I have been getting emails from friends and relatives all over the country and I have seen on the internet that a big boycott is in the works.

They are asking PLEASE DO NOT BUY GAS FROM EXXON, MOBILE OR CITCO for the rest of 2007. No problem, I can do that easily.

IF YOU HAVEN'T REC'D THIS EMAIL, START ONE!

Good one!!

Originally Posted by girlygirl369

I have been getting emails from friends and relatives all over the country and I have seen on the internet that a big boycott is in the works.

They are asking PLEASE DO NOT BUY GAS FROM EXXON, MOBILE OR CITCO for the rest of 2007. No problem, I can do that easily.

IF YOU HAVEN'T REC'D THIS EMAIL, START ONE!

1. Don't travel farther than you can walk or ride a horse.
2. Don't buy anything plastic.
3. Don't buy anything that traveled via truck, train ect.
4. Grow your own food.

There are more, but that is a start to fixing your problems. If you don't like that.. sorry.

You know, you all are some pretty smart people but it really saddens me that you'all won't peal this onion...