Thread: just for fun

This was e-mailed to me. I thought I would share it with everyone since we are all a little stressed out and need a little laugh once in a while. I for one have been reading all these posts and have become more stressed by the minute. So enjoy.


Here's a Win-Win-Win Situation:

1. Dig a 20'-wide moat the length of the Mexican border

2. Take the dirt from the moat and use it raise the levees in New Orleans

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat

Now. . .any other problems you want me to solve?

I'm from Florida and I wholeheartedly endorse this plan!!!

Originally Posted by againstillegals

This was e-mailed to me. I thought I would share it with everyone since we are all a little stressed out and need a little laugh once in a while. I for one have been reading all these posts and have become more stressed by the minute. So enjoy.


Here's a Win-Win-Win Situation:

1. Dig a 20'-wide moat the length of the Mexican border

2. Take the dirt from the moat and use it raise the levees in New Orleans

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat

Now. . .any other problems you want me to solve?

againstillegals it was emailed to me too. I guess people are emailing it to each other all around the country.

Somebody emailed it to me too.

Sounds like a winning answer to me!

...we had another gator attack just this past holiday weekend only a few miles from me. Man and his dog. Both survived, thank heavens

Now. . .any other problems you want me to solve?

Just one more. Can you give GW a job digging that moat.....he will need a job soon. I think it would work best if he does his digging on the Mexico side of the moat.

Originally Posted by AllAmerican

Now. . .any other problems you want me to solve?

Just one more. Can you give GW a job digging that moat.....he will need a job soon. I think it would work best if he does his digging on the Mexico side of the moat.

Good one!!

Here's another one:

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and
illegal immigrants.........so:

I've hired illegal immigrants to push my car.......
they are plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!