Please, for those that can spare the dime and time, call the Chicago ICE office and deman that Elvira Arellano be apprehended and brought to justice.

Here is what I'm going to say:

As a United States Citizen, I demand that you apprehend the felon Elvira Arellano. She is currently hiding out at the Adalberto United Methodist Church on 2716 West Division Street.

The Chicago ICE office number: (312) 353-4465.

Hey, these folks indirectly work for us, don't they? The must, because they work for the federal government and the federal government certainly takes a healthy chunk out of my monthly paycheck!

Since when does a fugitive felon dictate the conditions of his or her apprehension? Yes, she is a felon because she defied a previous court order and returned to the United States after being deported.