While writing to the bad Senators who voted YES today, I couldn't help but poke some fun at Trent Lott. He's so stupid that there's no point in scolding him seriously for what we all expected from the Mental Midget from Mississippi. Here's the e-mail I sent from Congress.org

Subject: Thank You

Senator Lott,

Thank you for letting me know that I am being controlled by talk radio. I
am incapable of logical thought and until you came along bought everything talk radio told me.

Today while I was driving down the road, I ripped out my radio. I started
to sing instead of filling my head with propaganda.

Who knows, tomorrow I might sing even more in my car. That might help
distract me from the invasion of illegal aliens I experience every day on
my way to work. This is the work I go to every day so I can pay taxes to
support all of the wonderful social service and medical needs of the
undocumented people you hold so dearly.

Without your guidance, I would have never learned to dislike the evils of
talk radio and to embrace those illegal aliens who kill so many lousy, no
good citizens every year.

I think even someone as out of touch as you can tell I am be facetious.

Your support of this disgraceful bill and even more disgraceful
administration will hopefully spell the end of seeing you flapping your
gums on TV.

Good luck in your forced retirement. You should know to
never bet against Americans.

Cordially,