Today I was grocery shopping at Kroger. The fire department was there doing a Boot Campaign. They had thier fire truck parked right in front of the store. They were all dressed in thier blue uniforms with thier badges on carrying the rubber boots collecting money. As I was loading my groceries, I noticed a truck full of Mexicans park in the outer parking lot. As I left, they were heading into the store. I pulled up beside them and said "immigre, immigre in front" and pointed to the store. Thier eyes got as big a grapefruits, chins dropped to the ground! They turned and ran back to the truck and took off. I guess I messed up thier lunch!! I kind of felt bad afterwards, even though I laughed all the way home! Then the bad feeling really turned comical when I realized that they don't know the difference between a fireman and an immigration officer. What really made it funny was this huge bright red fire engine parked right in front of them!! I told my husband that they'll go back and tell everyone they know that the INS is staking out Kroger. I probably won't see another one in there for quite sometime!! I'm really sorry, but I just couldn't help myself!! Just hope they don't remember me or my Yukon!!