Thread: Reminder to Iowa: Vote for Hillary, Early and Often, Jan. 14

Sunday, December 30, 2007
Reminder to Iowa: Vote for Hillary, Early and Often, January 14!



Satire By John W. Lillpop

There is no eloquent way to say it: Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) has had a rotten fall and winter. Her woes began on Halloween when she flip flopped on the issue of driver's licenses for illegal aliens during a nationally televised debate.

Within the space of about two minutes, this "World Class Genius" took both sides of the issue and convinced millions of undecided voters that she is an indecisive, unprincipled opportunist who will say just about anything to steal another vote from among the unwashed masses.

To HRC's opponents, that dreary Halloween performance signaled a crack in the "inevitability" nonsense pushed by her campaign and the mainstream media. This woman was vulnerable after all. Talk of a second term was way, way too premature. There was still hope for America.

Since Halloween, Hillary's campaign has imploded even more, giving challengers Barack Obama and John Edwards a huge boost.

Obama is now in a position where he could very well capture the Iowa caucus, and Edwards has somehow managed to hang on with the wily skill of an obsessed trial lawyer nailed or glued to the back of an ambulance.

HRC's declining support has been aided and abetted by her meddling husband who is salivating at the prospect of moving back into the Oval Office and re-taking over the world. Given his criminal tendencies, Slick could become the first person in U.S. history to be impeached as both president and spouse of the president, the later only if HRC is elected.

Things have gotten so bad that pundits are now speculating that Hillary may be unable to win even a single caucus or state primary. Going from shoo-in to shut out in three months has removed some of the glitter from this deluded leftist and the mindless thugs who support her.

In a last ditch effort to establish her legacy as the first witch to win the Iowa caucus, HRC is offering a number of great prizes to DNC workers who register at least 10 illegal aliens (as HRC Democrats) in time for the January election.

Prizes include:

( ) The official Library of Congress copy of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," pinched from the home library of Clinton Security Adviser Sandy Berger;

( ) Britney Spears' Yahoo Email address and Gardening/Recovery "To Do" list for 2008;

( ) Free screen savers featuring a cyber-embossed invitation to the HRC inaugural ball in Moscow on January 20, 2009. Not redeemable for admittance outside Russia, except in San Francisco where proof of membership in the Communist party is required;

( ) Free Internet services, including paid subscriptions to specialized genaology search engines for Mormons seriously considering dumping Mitt Romney in favor of a real socialist; and

( ) A Copy of " Getting High on Marijuana In the Oval Office, Without Inhaling," authored and autographed by former President Bill Clinton. Forward includes two love poems penned by Monica Lewinski.

All of those great prizes and the hard work by the HRC campaign may be for naught, however, if voters follow the simple instructions provided in a sign and mail card handed out at a rally a couple of weeks ago.

The card reads, "I, _____, pledge to support Hillary Clinton at my precinct caucus on January 14, 2008."

Yahoo: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/us_ ... clinton_dc

Unfortunately for the Hildabeast, the caucus is January 3.

Here's hoping and praying that Iowa voters follow instructions exactly and wait until Janaury 14 to do their civic duty!
http://liberalismisinsanity.blogspot.co ... early.html

LMAO!! Funny article..!


..but I'd take the 'vote for Hellery...' headline down..

..and just replace it with: '..Reminder to Iowa..'

..for those that aren't too familiar with this forum..

DOH!













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Everyone call!!

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Here's a bit I've heard from Kevin James and Terry Anderson's radio shows, [see the radio links below..]

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I'll be updating the above link.. ahh soon, not just since both Gallagher & Tammy Bruce have been endorsing 'Mafia' Giuliani [in their own ways, nonetheless], but I have TONS more links to add to it as well!

AND..

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Be sure to call and write these guys and give them your stories and info, they depend on you too..!

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ALL should READ 1996 immigration code!! *The LAW!*

Federal Immigration and Nationality Act: Section 8 USC 1324(a)(1)(A)(iv)(b)(iii):

www.AmericanPatrol.com/REFERENCE/AidAbe ... C1324.html

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There are between 30-50 MILLION illegal aliens in the U.S. today, of which 85% ARE Hispanic, and of those, 85% ARE from Mexico, hence the title: The MEXICAN INVASION! There’s NOTHING ‘racial’ about the FACTS!

Mexico’s government actually distributes leaflets to the 40% of PROSPECTIVE illegal MIGRANTS that plan to cross the desert SEE:

http://www.amren.com/mexguide/mexguide.html Even Mexico calls them exactly what they are, MIGRANTS!

Interesting, I can't seem to get this link: www.amren.com/mexguide/mexguide.html to work right in this forum?! It is a good link and works. The word: am ren.com/mexguide/mexguide.html [without the space], is defaulting to a capital ‘L’ before and after four **** stars..??!! HUH?! Maybe someone can help me out on that.

anyway..

But the vast MAJORITY [about 60%] of illegals use ‘points of entry’. An interesting PERSONAL observation on this, is that they just pay a small fee of $6.00 for a ‘temporary TWO DAY’ pass to visit: ‘Make Up a Name’ on the other side of the border; but they never come back, and MOST NEVER planned on it!

Ask me about my trip to Mexico.. on a bus.. to AND from .. I'll post more about my observations via my CAMCORDER ..later.. ] ..

I DON’T feel sorry for the illegal alien just because he/she is working for say, $5/hr in the USA, [they're averaging MUCH more than that!] ..because the cost of living averages to be TEN times LESS in Mexico then here! So $5/hr translates to $50/hr for you and I! The majority of illegal aliens are not stupid, but just as GREEDY as their illegal employers! Of course I would ‘pick lettuce’ [etc] for $50/hr.. HERE!

..and NOT all illegals are being paid ‘cash’, and I'm getting tired of hearing they're working for ‘slaves’ wages! What a freaking JOKE! Right now, I'll guarantee you they're ALL working for MORE than $7/hr! At LEAST 50% of illegals are being paid by check. The problem is NOT ONLY are they taking CITIZENS jobs, AND/OR that they are committing fraud, AND/OR identity theft, AND/OR destroying someone else’s credit [and maybe life!], but most are also ‘claiming’ 3-10+ ‘dependants’, thus NOT paying ANY taxes! The illegals that are working for ‘cash’ [and MANY who aren’t], are ALSO claiming ‘poverty’ AND receiving subsidies!


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AND.. For those who haven’t seen this, check out this VERY informative and enlightening 13 minute video from NumbersUSA.com, SOLELY about LEGAL immigration! It's a *MUST SEE* for ALL! [OVER 2.7 MILLION hits, so far.. in google.. ] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... susa&hl=en

What he DIDN’T talk about, and something VERY important to *Remember*.. is that illegal MIGRATION is 3-4 times this toll!

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..out of all this CHAOS, 25 Americans are KILLED EVERYDAY BY illegals!

12 by MURDER, 13 by Manslaughter.. This equals to 9,125 plus.. PREVENTABLE deaths per year, EVERY year!

That’s THREE TIMES the casualties of the Iraq war in ONE THIRD the time..


OR..


THREE ‘911’ casualties in ONE year, EVERY year!
www.WND.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53103 [One of MANY sources] Remember, these are PREVENTABLE deaths!

*Just a SMALL compilation of those KILLED! : www.ImmigrationsHumanCost.org

..AND..

www.USillegalAliens.com The ‘Dark Side’ of illegal migration ..

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**REALISTIC Presidential candidates: Gentlemen w/integrity!

*Tom Tancredo! www.TeamTancredo.com !
*Duncan Hunter www.GoHunter08.com !
*Ron Paul www.RonPaul2008.com !

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NO Democrat presidential candidate can save this nation, despite so-called ‘Republican’ Bush giving the party a stink! [ BOTH parties contribute to La Raza (THE Race), Mecha, LULAC, etc etc etc.. ]. So if you want to contribute, do so to the candidate, NOT the party!

See.. about 70% of Republicans are FOR the rule of LAW and AGAINST illegal migration ETC, whereas approximately the same percentage of Democrats promote CHAOS! Unfortunately, in the last election, a LOT of uninformed citizens THOUGHT that by voting 'democrat', they'd stop this mayhem, but voting all ‘one’ party?!

watch out for 'Mafia' Giuliani [amnesty] (whose law firm is the sole representative of Cintra, the Spanish firm with a 50-year contract on the NAFTA Superhighway in Texas), and Barney Fife mouthed Fred Thompson [amnesty] (CFR member), Sen. John Cornyn (who introduced a meld-with-Mexico bill until World Net Daily confronted him; it was withdrawn . . .), Sen. Chris Dodd (who inserted a last-minute provision in the failed immigration bill that a border fence must have Mexico's approval), and, of course, 'Senor' Bill Richardson. [amnesty]

Since Tom Tancredo’s unfortunate & untimely withdraw,

Mitt Romney? ..IF.. he can HONOR a PROMISE to ENFORCE existing laws, STOP illegal MIGRATION, & REDUCE already out-of-control legal [and EXPLOITED] immigration..

Then he'd smoke it..!

..of the 1.4 MILLION visas granted ANNUALLY, 1/2 to 2/3 of those are exploited by the greedy business lobby just so a business can say they’ve hired a ‘legal’ alien, NOT to mention paying them MUCH less thus DEPRESSING our wages even further?!

[.. SEE NumbersUSA's 13min video above ..]

If you believe ALL 'legal' foreign workers are here because they do the jobs that 'Americans won't or can't do' ..go watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbFEgFajGU&NR=1 "Our goal is clearly NOT to find a qualified and interested US worker" [Larry Lebowitz, VP Marketing and Attorney, Cohen & Grigsby 5-15-07] ..

And McCain?Forget Traitor McCain!! [amnesty] Count that one up to the ‘Bible Banging' freak Huckabillary! [amnesty!] also..



Oh.. Did I forget to mention to visit:

www.NumbersUSA.com a MUST!

*LOOK at your congressional persons scorecard. How did he/she vote? Are they working FOR or AGAINST this Nation? ..or just plain ignorant?! www.BetterImmigration.org

*..and SEE the Pres candidates scorecards: www.BetterImmigration.com/candidates/2006/prez2008.html a MUST!! Uhh.. We’re talking about our Country’s SOVEREIGNTY here!!!

*DON'T forget the most important page.. PAGE TWO! www.BetterImmigration.com/candidates/20 ... _gop2.html

..then tell ALL your friends and family about the above links, to tell ALL of THEIR friends and family, etc etc etc..

We CAN stop this CHAOS!!

..so just DO it!

Nice day all!
R


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..and DON’T call illegal aliens what the liberal left OBL [open borders lobby] WANT you to call them at best: “illegal immigrantsâ€

You guys are somethin else!! Go Ron Paul!!