A couple days ago I read that actress Salma Hayek confessed to being an illegal alien back in the early 90s. At first I assumed that she probably came here illegally and her confession was a stunt to stimulate support for the DREAM Act. Then I discovered that my assumption was wrong, but many people who have made the same assumption have not realized that.

It turns out that her visa simply expired at one point and then she did something that all illegal aliens should do. She went back to her home country and renewed her visa before coming back legally.

Her responsible illegal alien status management techniques should be promoted as much as possible. This could be done simply by telling illegal aliens "be like Salma, pass it on."