Thread: Save thousands!! Become an illegal

>Subject: Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator) as per
>Act!
>Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:01:45 -0800
>
>It's pretty sad when you have to consider giving up your citizenship so you
>can have the same benefits as those illegally coming into the United
>States! joe
>
>
> This Act prompted the following letter:
>
>
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> "Renunciation of U.S. Citizenship"
>
> A. THE IMMIGRATION & NATIONALITY ACT
>
> Section 349(a)(5) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA) is the
>section of law that governs the ability of a United States citizen to
>renounce his or her U.S. citizenship. That section of law provides for the
>loss of nationality by voluntarily performing the following act with the
>intent to relinquish his or her U.S. nationality:
>
> "(5) making a formal renunciation of nationality before a diplomatic
>or consular officer of the United States in a foreign state , in such form
>as may be prescribed by the Secretary of State" (emphasis added)...........
>
>
>
> Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)
>
>
> The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
> Senate Office Building
> 309 Hart
> Washington DC, 20510
>
> Dear Senator Sarbanes,
>
> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
> Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
>States for
> five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000
>fine and
> income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
>I
> see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
> figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
>taxes
>
> every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
> taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
> apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent
>result for me
> and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
>save
> almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining il legal stat us
>would
> be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to
>her law
> school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many
>colleges
> throughout the United Sta tes for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
>burden
> of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still
>have college
> age children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
>illegal
>
> (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
> be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
>
> Pete McGlaughlin
>
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue
> Service 1-800-289-1040. Please pass this onto your friends so they can
> save on this great offer!!!!
>
>
>
> Explain it to me once more: WHY do I have to "Press 1 for English"?
>
>
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I really love this, how would I go about tring to send this to the Daily Oklahoman,? Is it allowed to send in something that someone else wrote?

Awesome.....and so true! Let's pass it on! Thanks for posting this mkfarnam.

Nitty, it`s public property, just copy it, = highlight the letter . With it "highlighted" right click and then click "copy". Go to yor inbox and click "compose". in the blank text box, click the left button once and then press "CTRL + V.
The letter should now appear.

PS, check the letter and make sure that it was`nt copied twice in your text box

mkfarnam, thank you so much for that info, I plan to send it to my paper tomorrow, if they print it, I will let you know, I have to be the biggest computer dummy on these boards, thank goodness for my friends here who are able to explain things in a language I can understand.

I forgot to mention, the letter will be copied in you cursor until something else is copied or until the computer is shut down.

So if you happen to mess up some how, you can delete the letter and press ctrl + v again and the letter will appear again.(left click the text box first)

Another thing that I do is, to make sure the message looks the way I want it to, I send it to myself first and then forward it to the recipient. remove the FWD: from the subject box first.

Alittle practice and you`ll be a geek in no time.

mkfarnam, again, thanks man, I really doubt though that I will ever be that smart on this puter lol.

Believe me, you`ll learn, I`ve only been on the computer 7yrs. Learned most everything by play around with it, and like you, I`ve learn alot right hear on ALIPAC.
At first it`s alittle hard but you`ll start catching on and figure things out on your own.


By the way, In 5 mo`s I`ll be heading to OK.