Thread: School....1967 vs. 2007

SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1967 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security and FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.

1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Your killen me OMG LOL ROTFLMAO

The sad part is your right, what the Heck happend....

Sad but true

Gosh that is so true! When I went to high school most of the boys had gunracks in the back windows of their pick ups.Yet there was NEVER any gun violence.
Sad how it is now.

Ain't this the truth! What the hell happened to us?

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Ain't it the V*****V truth!

Here's one:

Scenario: Invasion and/or attack

1941: The Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor, thousands of Japanese civilians on the island are quarrentined and interogated and labeled as possible spies (this could have been one of the things that helped us win the war).

2007: Millions of Mexican nationals illegally cross the U.S. border. America's government moves to provide them with housing, medical and dental benefits, loans, credit cards, changes school cirriculums to accomodate their language, allows them to steal and murder without consequences in regard to deportation. US Government moves to label American citizens as bigots, racists, hate mogerers and so forth.

What the hell happened?

Political correctness happened.

NOW EVERYONE REFERS TO PRESCRIBED SOLUTIONS CONCOCTED BY THOSE THAT ARE OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY.

BACK IN THE DAY, EVERYONE THOUGHT FOR THEMSELVES AND DID WHAT MADE SENSE ACCORDING TO THE SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES AT HAND.

People like Arlen Specter happened!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Rockfish

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Ain't it the V*****V truth!

Here's one:

Scenario: Invasion and/or attack

1941: The Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor, thousands of Japanese civilians on the island are quarrentined and interogated and labeled as possible spies (this could have been one of the things that helped us win the war).

2007: Millions of Mexican nationals illegally cross the U.S. border. America's government moves to provide them with housing, medical and dental benefits, loans, credit cards, changes school cirriculums to accomodate their language, allows them to steal and murder without consequences in regard to deportation. US Government moves to label American citizens as bigots, racists, hate mogerers and so forth.

What the hell happened?

think back
what about in 67 if someone claimed they did the 9/11 attacks
America would have went out and blew the H E double toothpicks out of them twice

2007 what happen to men with Beeps and money.
I’m sure we are in the fighting in the wrong place and wrong country.