Okay, I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it!!!!!

The other day, I had need to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit and wait over five hours in the normally overly-filled waiting area, I went to the Army surplus store, and bought a pair of khaki pants and a matching short-sleeved shirt.

Then, I sewed on a couple of shoulder patches which I purchased via the internet.

After a close shave, and crisply laundered and perfectly creased clothing, my appearance was immaculately clean.

It was amazing how many people left as I walked in! I suppose they suddenly decided they weren't so sick, after all.

Below is a representation of the patch you can attach to your clothing if you are in need of expedited emergency medical service.