Thread: Where do you log on to ALIPAC from?

Originally Posted by GREGAGREATAMERICAN

Well right now I’m in the shower, while eating breakfast on my boat rowing my way to work while coming from my sister’s house after seeing her brother’s car with square wheels being fixed by a blind man. He had just came from A school function that was for good men and ladies sitting on the floor pulling up chairs to talk about a topic they all knew nothing about. While yesterday , I was at a meeting at one of the four corners of a King of Authors courts round table when all the dead boys there got up to fight and they all pulled out swords so they shot each other but ….
For the most part I’m in a chair in front of a computer when I log in to ALIPAC
But its about 50 50 one is right next to the other unless its saturday then its
o my goodness I, I forgot ! I have to work tommorro
see you all from my other job

Hi new guy...do you ever go to Chicago? If so, maybe you can stop by my house. I just got a new ball of yarn and I am frustrated because I can't do the tango. My Uncle Louie said that he'd like to show you the Lake and then we can go play badmitton in my basement if you can move with those cement blocks on your feet. I had a dead hamster who liked to read books but then the sun got in his eyes and he called the King of France. Don't be a stranger...may address is 4280 Shutyourmouth Blvd in Chicago.

P.S. When you are in the shower, make sure the cord is plugged in extra good, the end result..er, um...I mean the picture is better.

Bye Greg Great American!!

NEESE! OMG,................I almost peed myself reading that! Too funny. I am humbled by your wit.

I'm beginning to wonder if Greg is actually a BOT gone haywire, OR it's multiple trolls using the same logon.

Originally Posted by JadedBaztard

NEESE! OMG,................I almost peed myself reading that! Too funny. I am humbled by your wit.

I'm beginning to wonder if Greg is actually a BOT gone haywire, OR it's multiple trolls using the same logon.

He is a multiple troll...but a great American LOL!!

ok, pick on the new guy

Originally Posted by GREGAGREATAMERICAN

ok, pick on the new guy

Cum o n greg, I KNOW thet you have mour ta sey than thet.

Nope
Every time
I reply to you,
I end up apologizing…..

Greg, I'll make you a deal. If you can tell me how many toothpicks I just dropped on the floor, I'll never bother you again.

All right everyone, let's play nice.

Everyone gets to hang out with us unless they break the rules. Let's all put on our happy faces and behave.

Dixie

Ill make you a better deal, go out and buy some old reruns of the Sylvester and Tweety Bird show
Watch them till you see Sylvester catch Tweety bird then come back and post how long it took .
This deal will only work if you watch and you have to time it .










0-2 seconds - there's hope for you
2-5 seconds - having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Jessica Simpson
5 min -1 hr - Dead people score in this range
1hr plus - Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot

im playing nice