Thread: Who makes Who Happy?

>I couldn't resist this one<

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

That's cute..

I've talked with you over on the city forum...I'm Hazel Eyes...Glad to see you feel the same way I do about this invasion...

I was here on ALIPAC berfore I joined City Forum.
I definately have been fighting this for some time. Just like everyone else here.
I'm also with MCDC( The MinuteMen)

Hillary is flying to a campaign stop with her physician and a Girl Scout who won a contest to take a trip with the Senator. The three of them are relaxing, when they feel a jolt and hear a loud bang. The pilot comes back into the passenger area with an ashen face. "I'm afraid that we have lost all power and flight controls. You'll have to jump, but we only have two more parachutes." And he opens the door, and jumps out. "I'm sorry, Hillary" said her doctor, "but if I survive, I will save many more lives during my career, and this young girl has her whole life before her, so she should get the other 'chute." "NO!!" shouts Hillary. "The country needs me. Noone else but I has the wisdom to lead the country." With that she reaches under a seat, grabs a pouch, and as she straps it on, jumps from the plane. There is no sound in the plane but the whistling wind through the open door. "You take the other parachute" the doctor says to the girl. "Hey, don't worry, doctor" says the Girl Scout. "The smartest woman in the country just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

I like that one too

Very funny!!