Thread: Castro urges 'fat' Gov. Bush to get fit

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Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2005


POLITICS
Castro urges 'fat' Gov. Bush to get fit

BY MARC CAPUTO
mcaputo@herald.com

TALLAHASSEE - In a recent harangue about how a suspected anti-Cuba terrorist entered the United States, Fidel Castro singled out Gov. Jeb Bush -- and went straight for the gut.

Castro called the governor ''the fat little brother in Florida'' and wondered if Bush had helped Luis Posada Carriles into the country, according to a transcript released Monday of the Nov. 17 address to University of Havana students, who erupted in laughter.

The Cuban leader didn't stop there.

'Forgive me for using the term `fat little brother' '' Castro said. ``It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health.''

The governor's office wouldn't ''dignify this with a response,'' a spokesman said. In an e-mail, Bush declined Monday to discuss Castro's comments, saying questions about it were the product of a ``slow news day.''

During a question-and-answer session Monday with the press, a reporter asked if there were anything in this week's special lawmaking session that gives him ``heartburn.''

Joked Bush: ``I thought you were talking about my diet. I didn't have breakfast today.''

When he first took office in 1999, Bush was more svelte when he would climb 22 flights of stairs to the top of the Capitol. Since then, his pace has slackened.

In October, Bush lamented to students at Tallahassee's Canopy Oaks Elementary School that he's not walking enough. The students were challenged to wear pedometers and take 10,000 steps daily to remain fit, though Bush managed 735 that day.

''This is kind of a struggle for me,'' he was quoted as saying by The New York Times Regional News Service. Bush explained he walks less than he would like because he gets whisked about by security cars to far-flung events.

Castro appears to be gaining a sense of humor. I wonder who he's picked that up from?

Getting a little brave too, huh???!!!

I'll have to look for a recent picture of Jeb to see if it is true about him getting fat.

No question about it! He IS!

It's true! Look at these pictures. If Judy threw a tomato at him he would probably pick it up and eat it.






http://www.internetweekly.org/iwr/parody_jeb_bush.html




Here's a picture of Jeb's lovely daughter intoxicated on some unknown chemical I thought I would throw in.

Here's a before picture for comparison.

He looks TERRIBLE and that daughter looks like she's in another WORLD.

We won't tell Judy about this one or she might waste those valuable tomatoes!!! I missed your first sentence!

AHA!!! You can't hide a rotten fatty traitor from me, guys!!



I've got a special tomato line just right for Fat Boy.....BIG BOYS!!

A fresh bucket ripe and ready!!

SPLATT FATTY!!!! SPLATT FATTY!!! SPLATT FATTY!!!!



Jeb is such a traitor. He wined and dined those Latin Americans to choose space in Florida for the new Headquarters of the FTAA. He is President of FTAA, INC. Oooh yeah.....little bubble boy is just a sweet-lookin' fat cheeked lying, sneakin', two-faced, back-stabbin' Treasonous Traitor aiding and abetting his Bro to end our nation so they can rule the hemisphere through FTAA, INC.

They both disgust me beyond my belief. That whole Bush Family disgusts me beyond my belief. If I see that Barbara on another advertisement trying to tell America how to raise their kids by having a "sit down dinner", I'll take the TV out to the yard and beat it with a hammer until it falls apart into a million zillion pieces.

Barbara Bush on "how to raise a dynasty of traitors" (giggle).

Who could eat and keep their food down thinking about that lookin' at her?

Gag!! Barf!! Puke!!

God Help Me, I need shower. I feel dirty just thinking about those Bush people. All I can think about is: WE NEED AN EXORCIST!!