Thread: Castro urges 'fat' Gov. Bush to get fit

Originally Posted by Judy

Bootsie, "I'll keep score and make ya'll play pretty?"



I was just thinking....we should have a SAVE OUR COUNTRY TOMATO TOSS TOURNEY....all over the nation.....with FUNNY PICTURES of all the Tomato Targets.

dman 1200....Bootsie....everyone.....think about how we organize our Save Our Country Tomato Toss!!

Main Event: Washington Monument

Local Events: Every park, bar, ball field in America!!

Works for me. I get first crack and Jorge Bush and Jorge Jeb.

We'll have to ask members to loan us their AVATARS....and PHOTOS....and CARTOONS for the TARGETS.....I love the one where Bush is kissing Vicente.

Can I have FIRST TOSS AT THAT ONE?



I'm serious about our Tomato Tourney.

Hey, I just thought of the name:

THROW THE BUMS OUT TOMATO TOSS!!

We'll all wear T-Shirts that say "Throw the Bums Out....SPLATT!!

That's FUNNY. During the night, I was thinking of a name for our new group and I had come up with the Tomato Toss Tag Team! GREAT MINDS, huh??!!

I think we are going to have to draw straws to determine who gets to take the first shot because EVERYONE is going to want THAT honor!!! Yep, we can do it. Do you think that we might want to target next summer so we know we can get an endless supply of tomatoes? In fact, our project could involve all members of the team growing their own tomatoes so we will have an endless supply because it's going to take A BUNCH OF TOMATOES if we intend to SPLAT everyone who is screwing up our country!!

Bootsie, you are are SO RIGHT!! I was thinking, this isn't exactly the time of year for a good tomato toss because we'd have to buy them at the stores and they are hard. I want the best tomatoes available to toss at these suckers!!

If we grew them, when would they come in in great abundance? Late July or August? I'll plant my whole yard if I have to to be sure I have enough. I want them big, ripe and juicy with lots of seeds!!



"Tomatoes for Traitors Toss"

Gosh....we have something to look forward to for next year after all!!

I can hardly wait!!

Yep--and we want them to be REAL RIPE so they will have the optimum SPLAT effect. They start coming in here in July but yours may come in earlier there. August should be a good target month for the P-L-A-N.

Then August it shall be....just in time for the primary elections and general elections of 2006!!

PERFECT TIMING!! Couldn't come at a better time!!! We will be armed with our homegrown tomatoes and ready for battle.

Exactly!! We'll spend several months promoting it so everyone will know what Throw the Bums Out and Tomatoes for Traitors Toss mean to them.

We need posters or bumber stickers or SOMETHING that we can use to advertise our TOSS!

Yes, bumper stickers and T-Shirts!!