Thread: Cops ease rules on tattoos, turbans, beards

See, they are not happy here. Our country does not suit them. They need to pack up the prayer rugs and turbans and migrate or migrate back to a country that's into wearing your religion on your head and carrying it in a roll on your back. We're not into that. We're workers and warriors and that gig just doesn't work in our country.

They're demanding 5 breaks a day to pray at work. Honestly? You won't get anything done with 5 prayer breaks a day at work, plus lunch plus pee breaks. Holy Cow. I guess they'll need lockers to secure their rugs and stuff. What if their turban falls off into the pot at the chocolate factory?

What if their beards get caught in the handcuffs when they're on the ground making an arrest? Their face will be stuck in someone's butt until another officer comes to aid them. People will be watching, laughing. What if another cohort criminal comes along and your head is stuck in someone's handcuffs? How do you defend yourself when you can't even look up or look around? And you know in fights and stuff, they'll be pulling on that beard, that would be first thing I'd go for. Pull right and you could break a cop's neck.

NYPD is in serious trouble.

You can not let "new hires" who don't know what they're doing or going to do set the rules.