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I apologize to those that say I am a Bush basher, but this was too funny not to share!

WARNING: SERIOUS DISEASE SWEEPING AMERICA. NO SMILING, SMIRKING, CHUCKLING, GIGGLING OR LAUGHING ALLOWED!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease: The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.


The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect-um.

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
paranoia inability to accept responsibility for own actions, misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothin behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas.

Don't feel bad about. The only person who doesn't bash El Dictator Jorge Bush( I t ) is probably his momma. She has a hard time abstaining though...

ohflyingone

Good one!

Couldn't have said it better.

I heard that when Georgie boy was born Barbara Bush slapped the doctor!

Originally Posted by JuniusJnr

I heard that when Georgie boy was born Barbara Bush slapped the doctor!

I think it's more likely that when George Jr. was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

Well, that could be, too. Someone deserved to get slapped, that is for sure.