The first thought, quite true, the third, even more so!!!


THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

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1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

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COWS:



Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing

that our government can track a cow born in Canada

almost three years ago, right to the stall where she

sleeps in the state of Washington?



And, they tracked her calves to their stalls, but they

are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering

around our country!!!!



Maybe we should give them all a cow!!!!

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THE CONSTITUTION:



They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a

lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years

although we're not using it anymore!!!!

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:



The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments

in a courthouse is because some of the commands it

contains include: "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not

Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie." Such commands

are just not compatible with a building full of lawyers, judges

and politicians as it creates a hostile work environment!!!!

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THESE WORDS OF WISDOM!!