Thread: Lost in Translation?

Anyone want to take a translation stab at this friendly email Ive just received?

hola sr. como esta le escrivo para felicitarle por su labor diabolica, la vedad que es un devil mayor y todos los deviles que le siguen son un estorvo para el progreso de cualquier pais o nasion, lo mejor que deven aser desapareser de la fas de la tierra, estan envenenando todo el pais, bayanse de donde vinieron si no les gusta vivir con diversidad de rasas fuera de america fuera del continente, fuera de la galaxia con su veneno maldito, que andan nomas contagiando con su veneno, rasa de vivoras fuera. OUT OF AMERICA PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE TO LIVE AMONG PEACE WITH OTHER RACES THIS COUNTRY IS FOR GOOD PEOPLE NOT FOR RACIST PEOPLE, INDIANS WELCOMED TO THIS LAND PEOPLE WHO LOVED THE PEACE AND LIVERTY.

For the fun of it here is what babelfish did but I'm sure someone else can do it better:

hello Mr. like this escrivo him to congratulate to him by its diabolica work, you forbid it that it is a greater devil and all the deviles that follow to him are estorvo for the progress of nobody pais or nasion, the best thing than deven to aser to desapareser of fas of the Earth, estan poisoning all pais, bayanse of where came if they do not like to live with diversity of flat outside america outside the continent, outside the galaxy with their damn poison, which they walk nomas infecting with its poison, strickles of vivoras were.

How's that for babel?

W.,

It doesn't look good. I'm getting some amature help on this end. LOL



Hello Mr.

Looks like they are writing to congratulate you on your diabolical work.
you forbid it that it is a greater devil and all the deviles that follow to him are estorvo for the progress of nobody country or nation, the best thing than deven to aser to desapareser of fas of the Earth, you/they are poisoning all country, bayanse of where came if they do not like to live with diversity of flat outside america outside the continent, outside the galaxy with their damn poison, which they walk no more infecting with its poison, strickles of alive evenness? were.

That's as good as it gets for now!

Dixie

hello Mr. like this escrivo him to congratulate to him by its diabolica work, you forbid it that it is a greater devil and all the deviles that follow to him are estorvo for the progress of nobody pais or nasion, the best thing than deven to aser to desapareser of fas of the Earth, estan poisoning all pais, bayanse of where came if they do not like to live with diversity of flat outside america outside the continent, outside the galaxy with their damn poison, which they walk nomas infecting with its poison, strickles of vivoras were.

Either this guy is nuts or Babelfish ain't perfect.

Sounds like a letter from the devil, W. Burn it.

This is from:


From Systranbox
hello Mr. as this I write to him to congratulate to him by its diabolic work, you forbid it that he is weak the greater one and all the weak ones that follows to him they are a hindrance for the progress of any country or nasion (nation), the best thing than must aser to desapareser of fas of the Earth, estan poisoning all the country, bayanse of where came if they do not like to live with diversity of flat outside America outside the continent, outside the galaxy with their damn poison, which they just walk infecting with its poison, strickles of vipers were

My neighbor translated it into redneck.


howdy Mr. like this hyar excrivo him t'congratulate t'him by its diabolica wawk, yo' fo'bid it thet it is a greater devil an' all th' deviles thet foller t'him is esto'vo fo' th' progress of nobody pais o' nashun, th' bess thin' than deven t'aser t'desapareser of fas of th' Earth, estan poisonin' all pais, bayanse of whar came eff'n they does not like t'live wif divahsity of flat outside South Car'lina outside th' continent, outside th' galaxy wif their dadburn poison, which they walk nomas infeckin' wif its poison, strickles of vivo'as were.

Que es???

Maybe the weird person is a bad Spanish speller.

I was thinking that or slang and dirty words, which babble fish doesn't know.

Dixie