This is a true story that happened years ago.

There was a guy whose last name was Klause who my first husband worked with. He was a regular practical joker.

Well one day someone decided to get even with Mr. Klause and they happened to have horses.

The guy put balls of horse manure in an egg carton and left them on Mr. Klause's desk.

That might be an appropriate gift for both of these fine gentlemen.