According to news reports the "hunger strike" ended yesterday, with the two remaining protesters citing dangerous health concerns which allegedly hospitalized their co-conspirator the previous afternoon.

The young women stated that they were proud to have made an impact on public opinion with their protest and so their "sacrifice" was all worthwhile.

That being said, it's time for ICE to spring into action and round up them and their parents, as well as any siblings they have secreted about the area. Free bus tickets home for everyone!