Thread: On a lighter note... Something to cheer you up!

Politics Explained as Cows
SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.

DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government[/quote]

Republic - You have two cows. THEY'RE yours to do what you want with them, ......so, maybe you trade one for hay and AND LEASE a bull! But not from McKennedy!!

Thanks for the smiles I'm still sick ! This simple song by Charlie Daniels goes a long way to show how I feel.

Simple Man

I ain’t nothing but a simple man.
They call me a redneck - I reckon that I am.
But there’s things goin’ on make me mad down to the core.
I have to work like a dog to make ends meet;
There’s crooked politicians and crime in the street;
And I’m madder’n Hell and I ain’t-a gonna take it no more.
They tell our kids, “Just say, ‘No.’.â€

Folks, have a read of the e-mail scripting I sent to William this morning...

"As an ALIPAC member and supporter, I wanted to mention some strange happenings in yesterday’s February 5th Primary Election in California.

The morning talk radio program, The Rick Roberts Show www.760kfmb.com that I support is receiving e-mails and phone calls regarding voters who, when they arrived at their voting poll, were told that the Party of which they were registered was changed, and, they could not vote for their candidate. Something is definitely strange, because all of the people who are reporting are registered Republicans, like me. Henceforth, the voters could not vote for the Republican Presidential candidate.

Likewise, I am a Permanent Absentee Voter who votes via the US mail. Guess what? My ballot has been returned to me with the First Class postage stamp, without any postage processing stamping. It’s as if I didn’t mail the ballot! Not so … I dropped my ballet into the outgoing mailbox at the Post Office early Saturday, February 2nd.

Well, long story short, I’m going to hammer both the Post Office and the California Republican Party for an explanation regarding my returned ballot, and, I thought you would be interested in my comments. Many registered Republicans were told that they had been changed to Non-Partisan voters, and, they could not vote for the Republican Presidential candidate.

Does this have the indicators of a “fixâ€

After getting over the five "barf bag" election, I have come to the conclusion that no matter the result in November, we will be saddled with a POTUS whose immigration policies will be about the same as the current POTUS. Therefore, each of us must make an extraordinary effort to re-elect our "friends" in the Senate and House who have supported our position over the past three years. At the same time, we must actively encourage and support candidates who oppose open borders/amnesty. Work in their campaigns, donate money. Since the House is elected every two years, Representatives are the most susceptible to pressure on our issue, be they Democrats or Republicans.
We stopped amnesty/open borders with an unfriendly POTUS and a Republican House and Senate. And we stopped it with a Democrat House and Senate. The American people are on our side, but their attention span, for the most part, is about as short as a teenager's. Be ready to rise up quickly as we have in the past.

"A picture paints a thousand words."

2 Chronicles 7:14

Just what the doctor ordered.....good one.

As to the cows, well only in America.

Needed a good laugh.

thats a good one I am not sure that six bottles will be enough to get rid of the belly ache maybe if you took them all at once you fall into a coma which is what all these jackasses would like Never gonna happen we are ever vigilant.

MMMMMMM THANK YOU. I AM AFRAID WE WILL NEED MUCH MORE BEFORE THIS IS OVER! CAN WE ORDER A COUPLE OF CASES

Originally Posted by Marjorie

Oh thank you - I needed that! I will certainly share with my friends and
relatives who are feeling poorly at this time too.

I must admit I had a relapse though - I made the mistake of checking
out my E-Mail today (worked at the polls yesterday and had over 250
E-mails waiting for me) and lo and behold look what I found:

Democrats Register Criminals in Jail

By Stephen Frank, Capital News Reporter
Wednesday 6 February 2008,

http://www.capoliticalnews.com/s/spip.php?article514


I'm going back for another dose of "calm"![/b]

I actually heard some of this on the radio today , they registered like 800 people in the LA county jail to vote

Clever idea but with my luck the Pepto will have been produced in China! Of course it will also have arrived in a shipment that passed under the radar.
Too bad this is the only way our candidates are getting the attention they deserve. Another patriot working overtime to clean up this mess caused by 20 years of Bushes and Clintons. And someone actually had the audacity to mention Jeb Bush as a running mate or whatever. Has this nation gone mad?