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  1. 05-29-2006, 08:50 PM #1
    Dixie
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    Limerick Time!!!!!

    I'm promoting the Limerick because they are catchy ways to spread our message. I encourage everyone to write one. The best ones we can take from here and share via e-mail or word-of-mouth. They will stick in someone's head.

    For instance, I heard this one years and years ago but I can still recall it.
    Actually, it's fitting considering the current events.

    There once was a Senator from Mass
    Who wanted a new piece of A
    First he found one
    Then he drowned one
    Now it's just a thing of the past.
    (Many variations of this out there now)
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    The limerick packs laughs anatomical
    Into space that is quite economical.
    But the good ones I've seen
    So seldom are clean
    And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
    -- Vyvyan Holland

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    Here is my attempt. I encourage everyone to submit one.

    There's a man in DC named Bush
    Guest workers he would push
    The people said no!
    They must go!
    And they threw him out on his tush!
    ~~~~~~~~~

    This might help some of you out that struggle with rhymes.
    I just googled rhyme dictionary and found this and there are others on the net you make like better or are easier to use.
    http://www.rhymezone.com/
    http://www.rhymer.com/

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  2. 05-29-2006, 08:58 PM #2
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  3. 05-29-2006, 09:07 PM #3
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    is right.

    Thanks for the laughs Dixie! I remember a couple of limericks from college days but since they don't have anything to do with nasty politicians or illegal aliens, plus they are very rude, well, I won't post them here.
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  4. 05-29-2006, 09:40 PM #4
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    ROTFLMAO. This website really gets a wide range of emotions stirred up. Thanks for the laughs.
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  5. 05-29-2006, 11:18 PM #5
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    Yea, we all know that ones about the guys named Dave and Rick.
    Oh and the one from Nantucket too.

    GHU, your welcome!

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  6. 05-29-2006, 11:21 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie
    Yea, we all know that ones about the guys named Dave and Rick.
    Oh and the one from Nantucket too.

    Dixie
    Dixie,

    The one I remember best started out,

    "There once was a young man from Nantuckett......."

    The second, "There once was a young man from Rangoon....."

    I don't know about any Daves or Ricks though??????
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    Haha, I know the guy from Rangoon,
    How about the man from Koblenz? Or the guy from Sydney?
    Here's one:

    On a cold summers day in DC
    Our Senate went out for a pee
    My they were shocked
    When their votes were blocked
    And the ticker-tape said NO AMNESTY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff
    Haha, I know the guy from Rangoon,
    How about the man from Koblenz? Or the guy from Sydney?
    Here's one:

    On a cold summers day in DC
    Our Senate went out for a pee
    My they were shocked
    When their votes were blocked
    And the ticker-tape said NO AMNESTY!
    Geoff,



    The ones I know don't have anything to do with traitorous politicians or mooching illegal aliens. I'm glad some of you know some of these. Thanks for the laughs.
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  9. 05-30-2006, 12:56 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by GodHelpUs
    ROTFLMAO. This website really gets a wide range of emotions stirred up. Thanks for the laughs.
    You bet! :P
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  10. 05-30-2006, 01:06 AM #10
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    Hey, how about IM'ing upon request, our best limmericks. Is there anything not allowed about that? I will show you mine if you show me yours...
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