Thread: Limerick Time!!!!!

I will show you mine if you show me yours...

Hey, flash me with your limerick!

Geoff, Assume you are talking about the dirty ones!

Dixie

There once was a man in the White House.
Who showed himself to be a big louse.
So they charged him with treason
And for many a good reason
Now he'll spend his time in the Big House



(I never claimed to be Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.)

The border is long but not wide
Illegals are not on Our Side
We must stand and fight
or our asses they'll bite
And our kids will be left asking "Why?"

Excellent! Keep 'em coming.
I'm thinking on it...

Limericks and poems, songs and slogans, can be emailed to your address list. They circulate around forever. Very cool idea. Keep writing! Another idea is that you can post your limerick on various "submit your poetry" sites (even though, trust me, there is no chance for you to win 2000 bucks) at least other readers will see your work and maybe their minds will be opened.

There once was a leader named Bush
Whose head was stuck in his tush
Tapped to be Chief by his Lord
And supported by Ford (or Corps)
Our rights he soon turned to MUSH! (or substitute: America soon turned to MUSH!)

There once were two men from NM
Who cast their vote only for "them"
They were both voted out
but neither had doubt
that their 'R' and 'D' votes were a gem

So the people they took to the road
And knocked on every humble abode
They said "Take a look now"
"Your rep is a sow"
If you don't vote correctly you're snowed

This one is tacky!

To Americans they would sob
We really just want a job
But we must admit,
you just don't fit
'cause you're really a fascist mob.

Dixie

Tacky or not - there's a golden nugget in them thar morsels

I don't think its tacky, looks like are getting into the swing to me.