Thread: Limerick Time!!!!!

krazynbama, I love the Loud Dobbs one!!!!!!!

It's the Root of our frustration
disguised as immigration.
So those on the Hill
go sign the right Bill
and stop what's destroying the Nation.

Dixie

Okay - I'm going to try my hand at writing my first limerick. Thanks Dixie for starting this thread and all the great limericks. I especially liked your one about Vicente Fox.

"There is an idiot from Texas named Bush
Whose brain is smaller than his tush
He caused a lot of upheaval
In his Presidential races for head Weevil
That caused the American public to try and vote for the lesser of two evils"

NIannie,

Way to Go!!!!!!!!!! The evil of two lessers.

The Fox one is silly.

Dixie

Thanks, Dixie,

When I remarked on the lesser of two evils, I'm not sure if that is Bush or Kerry/Gore. Heck, they are all out to destroy America and care for foreigners more than Americans who pay their hefty salaries.

Annie

There once was a guy from TEX
Who fell in love with a MEX
Now they're living alone
In their new TEX-MEX home
But American muscles are primed to FLEX



For those who don't know the players in this poor excuse of a limerick: TEX = GWB
MEX = VF

Second installment time here on Vicente Fox

[Deleted until I have time to reword it. I'm having a difficult time with the rhyming part.]

hey noillegal, here's my kennedy limerick....wrote it quick though....these are pretty fun!

There’s a sot of a senator named Kennedy
Who has long lost the trust of his country.
He’s sold the middle class out,
While he tries to get clout.
Send him packing to Mexico is a remedy.

Originally Posted by krazynbama

hey noillegal, here's my kennedy limerick....wrote it quick though....these are pretty fun!

There’s a sot of a senator named Kennedy
Who has long lost the trust of his country.
He’s sold the middle class out,
While he tries to get clout.
Send him packing to Mexico is a remedy.

Krazynbama,

That is a great one on Kennedy and oh so true. I'd like to see all traitorous politicians deported to Mexico. I haven't even started to think of a limerick for Kennedy yet.

God bless the stupid ole USA
All our illegal amigos say

The gringos work hard everyday
While we sit on our buts and they pay our way
Senor Jorge Bush wants us to stay

We fly their flag upside down
We march with our Mexican flag all over town.

Their leaders say nothing they’ve sold them out
Bush, McCain, Kennedy, Clinton without a doubt !

To many others to name
But all of them equally to blame

Mexico must give permission for a fence
All of the Senate is dense.

Welfare, healthcare and foodstamps for free !
But only for illegals not for you and me.

God help us Tancredo, Sessions and Dobbs
Save us from all the angry illegal mobs.

No habla Espanol !!!!
Don’t turn America into a third world hell hole !

Ode to Ted Kennedy:

Teddy Kennedy is a goon
Whose time hasn't come too soon
We'd all be better off
If we told him to kiss off
And kicked his ample behind to the moon.