Thread: Limerick Time!!!!!

Originally Posted by Geoff

When the Federales come for me
It's not my face they will see
It's my bared bottom crack
That will take them aback
I'll say "From our laws I have now amnesty"

Crocket, Those are real good!

Thanks, Geoff. Yours has a certain flair as well!

Did you see illegal Jose
in the streets with his mexican rag
chanting death to the gringo
then stopped to play bingo
in the catholic church hall today

He set fire to my red white and blue
Then demanded his amnesty too
he belongs in a jail
and should never get bail
and repay us for what weve been through

for the welfare and fraudulant gain
for the anguish of our victims pain
for crossing our borders
demanding, giving orders
time and again, and again.

You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!

Tancredo, toupees and cracks and a seagull too!!

steve!!! You are a poetic wizard!
You put me to shame!!

Dixie

I used to watch Fox's Brit Hume
But lately his panel's a vacuum
I can't stand this rot
Pushed on me by that lot
But I don't do CNN as you assume

I get my most of my news from the 'net
There is so much there that I fret
As I read on one page
Another sends me arage (Is that a word? Yes, my word)
Another headache I think I might get

The media may have a bent
To the left wing from which they are sent
But it doesn't fool me
Research comes naturally
I'm one very astute gray haired gent

Some of you may have seen this one I posted on another thread about the old guy who had a plaster (?) casting of our Lady Liberty in his front yard (thread: Kiss My American A$$):

There was an old guy from Toledo,
Who showed our great lady in her speedo,
The message was clear,
That our heritage is dear,
But the only one that get's it is Tancredo!

I repost it here only for posterity. Pardon the pun...

In our streets are the hungry the poor
the hopeless the hurting and more
children in dirty raggety clothes
and families with no place to go

while illegals are being well fed
and have places to lay down thier heads
educated and placed at the front of the line
for a free ticket to whats ours and whats mine

were so busy meeting the worlds needs
but they are bent to bring us to our knees
generosity starts at home
lets leave the rest of the world alone

for if our own we neglect
do we dare ask respect
when abandonment is all that theyve known



Steven Doherty

We have to take care of our own
Before the war between races goes fullblown
Take control of the border
Reinstill law and order
And illegals on their own will have flown

You guys and gals are great poets and limerick writers!


An anchor baby whose parents hail from Cancun
Was born two months too soon
Now she's in an incubator
And you my friends and fellow taxpayers
Will be paying her free medical until she's 92.

"How can you tell when a politician is lying?"
"Their mouth is moving."

Ok, thought I would toss a few of my own in here:

~~~~~~~~~~
Lupita snuck over the border
Demanding taxpayers support her,
Her ace in the hole
Was she spoke Espanol,
Guaranteeing we'd never deport her!
~~~~~~~~~~
Alberto, employed in construction,
Perfected the cons of seduction
With no spouse at his hand
He enjoyed one-night stands
And settled for wide reproduction!
~~~~~~~~~~
The Minutemen have the solution
To the illegal alien profusion--
When our government breaks
They just do what it takes
To uphold our hard-won Constitution.
~~~~~~~~~~
Geno's eatery famed far and wide
Was run with American pride,
No Spanish, no Greek!
When you order you speak
Only English-- or take it outside!
~~~~~~~~~~
Every Rosa and Juan and Jose
Born here to illegals today
Will suck our land dry
And then spit in our eye
Because it's their self-centered way.
~~~~~~~~~~
Bush must have secrets he's keeping
Never know with whom else he's been sleeping
He made Laura a mother
But I bet there's another
Senorita Conchita who's weeping!
~~~~~~~~~~

Bravo, JustSayNo!