Thread: Limerick Time!!!!!

Dixie,

Those limericks are great!

I just edited and revised the one I made up for Teddy so it makes more sense now.

Annie

Dixie

You rock!

jean, Thanks!!!!!!!!

I don't know about rock but I am a smart mouth!!!!!!!!!
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There is a man named Simcox.
Life dealt him a few hard knocks.
In the desert he’d wait,
to learn of his fate,
as Minutemen rose from the rocks.
(or)
as Minutemen gathered in flocks.

I couldn't make up my mind. I like them both!
The rocks remind me of stone golems and flocks remind me of Christ watching over his flocks.

Dixie

An illegal alien residing in Nantucket
Whose welfare freebies are abundant
Said with a smirk
As he pondered another free perk
These Gringos are dumber than a peanut

Can anyone else think of a better word than "peanut," and that rhymes?

noillegals,



That really sums it up! Perks and peanuts!!!!!!

I was out in my yard pulling weeds
when over my fence they came
when one of them yelled Mr. deeds
jou and i got the same name

your house and your car is por me
and thee goverments give me your land
i dont care what you think its all free
weve drawn big lines in the sand

We are claiming our piece of your pie
By any means any hows any ways
Our flag will be waving on high
Dis is the illegals immigrants big day

Through fraud and deception weve come
11 million the size of our pack
Jou gringos must be really dumb
We have siezed without fight or attack

After all thier rambligs were done
I felt the need to respond
when they met my friend mr winchester
It sent the invaiders of on a run[/size]

Jou gringos must be really dumb
We have siezed without fight or attack

That's so true!!!!

Thanks for the poem steve!! Good Job!!!!!!

Dixie

That one is really good stevend1961, keep 'em coming!

Here's a kinda dumb one:

Our neighbors here are not illegal
We can tell by their English Beagle
But we are amazed
That our watchdog is crazed
By their Spanish speaking seagull

And another:

When the amnesty bill finally passes
By our elected government asses
When those scum meet our glowers
Voting revengence will be ours
They will wear no more rose-colored glasses

There once was a man named Alfredo
Whose arse was shipped back to Laredo
His friends asked if they might
Know the cause of his plight
"It was that sunnybeech gringo Tancredo!"

One senorita named Lupe
Was pulled over in a low-rider coupe'
The officer asked in his zeal
Is this ID card real?
She said, "As real as Ted Koppel's toupee"

When the Federales come for me
It's not my face they will see
It's my bared bottom crack
That will take them aback
I'll say "From our laws I have now amnesty"

Crocket, Those are real good!